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    02-09 01:27 PM
    Microsoft is definitely working on increasing H1-B and EB GC quotas. It is possible that they might have been one of main proponents of the immigration clauses in S.1932





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  • TomPlate
    03-20 05:26 PM
    This company is a good company for GC. But you need to pay the full expense, because the rule changed recently. And they understand us very well, more employee oriented company.

    Do not talk about CSC. Even though CSC is a big company, no body knows about the company. In consulting the giants are,

    IBM
    HP
    Accenture and so forth.

    CSC revenue wise bigger, but name wise not bigger company.





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  • gokoulane
    09-20 08:10 PM
    film strip means ..
    just have a look @ the following image
    http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8674/13948025.jpg

    the two triangles at the end are controls like forward and backward.
    the blue boxes are containers which contains images/ video thumbnails etc.
    by clicking the controls the boxes should move too and fro.

    this is wht i meant by film strip sir.
    thanks

    With Regards
    -Gokoulane.R





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  • kaizar
    05-06 07:56 AM
    Hi, I have question about my case.

    My family was applied I-485 by my mom's working at the company, and all my family had EAD which is working permit and received SSN with that EAD.

    However, 2008 January our I-485 have got denied because of sponsor got closed.
    That was the before our EAD card gets expired. So I couldn't renew the EAD card.

    So My question is, is there any way to renew that EAD now?
    if I still want to work, what does I have to do?



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  • sanjeev_2004
    06-16 12:49 AM
    In the 485 check list sent by my employer one of the item is :

    "Affidavit of support duly notarized (Form I-864) if you are applying for your family"

    I am applying for my self and my wife and for my daugher. I will send my all paper to my employer and he will sent to attorney.
    Do i have to fill form I-864 or attorney will fill form. if i need to fill then where i can find this form and how i can notarize it.

    Please help.

    Thanks.





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  • ricky26
    02-07 12:55 AM
    Thanks for the reply.

    What if, only H4 holder (AOS pending) returns to USA using valid (till Dec' 09) H4 stamping ? Do they (at POE) come to know that spouse's 485 has been approved ?

    H1 holder (485 approved) will return afer couple of days.

    Urgent please help by giving your suggestions/opinions/experiences.

    Thank you.



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  • walking_dude
    02-14 03:55 PM
    I got a confirmation today that 2 more of my personal contacts have sent theirs.

    Flowers to USCIS earlier, Now...Love Letters to President. IV = Love :)





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  • logiclife
    06-04 01:22 PM
    Here is the link to SA 1150, the real bill text debated.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/media/forums/Immigration_Bill_Substitute.pdf



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  • newworld
    04-06 11:36 AM
    WASHINGTON - Senate Republicans and Democrats closed in on a last-minute compromise Thursday on legislation opening the way to legal status and eventual citizenship for many of the 11 million immigrants living in the United States illegally.

    Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said he had been assured President Bush supports the measure, and would publicly say so later in the day.

    As outlined, the measure would provide for enhanced border security, regulate the future flow of immigrants into the United States and offer legalized status to the millions of men, women and children in the country unlawfully.

    "We've had a huge breakthrough" overnight, said Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn.

    Not done deal yet
    Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic leader, agreed, but cautioned that the agreement had not yet been sealed.

    Even so, the presence of both leaders at a celebratory news conference underlined the expectation that the Senate could pass the most sweeping immigration bill in two decades, and act before leaving on a long vacation at the end of the week.

    The developments marked a turnaround from Wednesday, when it appeared negotiations had faltered. The key sticking point involved the 11 million illegal immigrants in the country, and the struggle to provide them an opportunity to gain legal status without exposing lawmakers to the political charge that they were advocating amnesty for lawbreakers.

    While final details were not available, in general, the compromise would require illegal immigrants who have been in the United States between two years and five years to return to their home country briefly, then re-enter as temporary workers. They could then begin a process of seeking citizenship.

    Illegal immigrants here longer than five years would not be required to return home; those in the country less than two years would be required to leave without assurances of returning, and take their place in line with others seeking entry papers.





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  • nursekm
    09-24 06:54 PM
    Hello,

    My situation:

    I have I-485 pending at NSC EB3 category with July 2007 filing date. My I-140 is approved. I am planing to quit my job and get a job in different job qualification.Hence cannot file AC21.

    My wife got naturalized and after researching online, I made a decision to file new 485 with I-130,I-864 and I-131. My AP based on employment based 485 is expired and hence I applied for new I-131 through family based thus saving money.

    I did not apply for I-765 (Family Based) as I had an active EAD untill 2012(Employment Based).

    I am to quit my job and afraid that my I-140 (Approved Jan 2008) will be pulled and hence my I-485(Employment Based) will be denied/revoked. Since my active EAD is based on the employment based 485, it will be unusable/revoked as well.I do not want to invoke AC21. For this reason, I want to file EAD based on Family -I-485.

    My question is :

    1) Can I file for I-765 based on pending I-485 (Family Based IR1).
    2) Since they required to submit the last EAD issued - which in my case is employment based EAD expiring in 2012, The chances are USCIS will deny it or am I to do something differently?

    In brief,

    How do I apply for 2nd EAD (Family based IR1 with new I485) while the Employment based EAD is still active?
    What documents should I turn in ?
    How do I explain USCIS about the situation?



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  • kriskris
    08-24 11:19 AM
    Even i couldn't view it from Firefox. I saw the video from the same browser for first 2 days and all i see is a blank screen after that.





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  • Ann Ruben
    01-08 09:57 PM
    you can file for a change of status to H-1, but you cannot begin working until the change of status is approved. Alternatively, you can travel to a US Consul, obtain an H-1 visa, re-enter the US using the H-1 visa and then begin work.



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  • coldcloud
    08-06 02:28 AM
    Thanks nlssubbu for the info. And yes it is 2010 and i have edited the post.





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  • Abhinaym
    09-14 02:36 PM
    I came across a posting today for a local contract position, which was a good match for my profile. But when I sent my resume in, the vendor said we cannot proceed because the end client asked for either citizens or GCs. I thought it was strange, because it is a contract requirement, not fulltime. This is the first time that I have encountered someone requiring a GC for a contract posiiton. Further, this is not a defence or state department kind of deal where you'd need citizens. I would understand if they said 'citizens only', but GC or citizen does strike me as unconventional.

    Can someone please advise if this is allowed by law?



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    09-16 01:04 PM
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  • vkotval
    04-03 01:34 PM
    I think you should be fine. Apart from this scenario on the other extreme you could start working for the new company with just the receipt number as well. You dont need to wait for the approval to start working for the new company.
    Hello All,

    I am planning to start working for a new company starting June. I was wondering If I can start H1B visa transfer to the new company via premium processing(hopefully will get approved in 2-3 weeks) and continue to work for the current employer and get paid till the end of May, even the though the transfer would have been approved in the end of April.

    Thanks in advance.

    - Googlegc



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  • gc_kaavaali
    04-10 12:55 PM
    I think u did not submitted your 485 application. You can only apply for EAD once u submit your 485 application. There are three stages of GC...Labor, 140 and 485...Once u have approved labor.. you need apply for 140 when your priority date is not current...When your priority date is current then you can apply for 140 and 485 together. Once you apply for 485 you can get EAD.

    Only exception when you are on L2 Visa.

    Hi,

    My employer filed labor for me in October 2007. My labour got approved in Feb 2008. Can you please know when I can apply for the EAD? What are the pre-requisties to apply for an EAD.

    Thanks a lot,
    Nithin.





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  • reddy_h
    12-12 03:36 PM
    Hi
    we applied for ap in octoer and the receipt date is oct 24.we have approved H1 .can we go to mexico and have stamping before the ap approves.please suggest me.

    Yes you can apply for H-1 stamping anytime. It has nothing to do with AP.





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  • thesparky007
    04-01 12:31 AM
    lol knew it!
    last year's was wayyyyyyyyyy better........





    ubetman
    05-26 02:19 PM
    HI,

    I efiled on April 7th and got FP notice on April 15th or so with appointment date of April 30th. Hope this helps.





    nixstor
    07-27 03:58 PM
    Unless it is a software error from the Joomla software, whats the point in having 4 threads on this?



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